Sunday, March 13, 2011

Training Day: Last Day Before Traditional Wings

It burns goin in and will burn goin out
 All we gots to say after tonight is NEVER MIX Asian Zing and WILD sauces. Scott decided that in honor of seeing his ex-girlfriend(who is asian, really asian....she was a panda) he needed to eat something that would make her and her family proud. The WILD sauce proved not to be a challenge for Austin, but Scott struggled just as everyone has assumed since day one. It is not until after you have finished with the WILD sauce that you finally realize the full wrath of that of which is the WILD sauce. Austin added a new item to his wardrobe, a purple and black track top that matches the pants perfectly. What a stud muffin. During the RA staff meeting Scott moaned the entire time about how he was going to vomit from mixing sauces, "Since turning 21 I have now learned beer before liquor, never sicker and WILD before Asian Zing, your butthole will sting." For some reason I believe that this will become the montra forever remembered from the Sour Grapes blog.


Slammin a Coke to ease the burn.......Too bad it won't work for his syphillis too


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